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respected, because quite frankly, some of them are so poorly thought
out, posited, or considered so as to be beyond idiotic. Nor do I
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acceptance by myself or anyone else. They don't. Deal with it.
This concludes the declaration, and we return you to your regularly
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-- Adapted from, Laughing Wolf, "A Declaration", July 22, 2007
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2007/07/a-declaration.html