Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Cats-christiansquoting.org.uk

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

I love cats ... they taste like chicken

A Good Cat Is A Flat Cat-- Australian feline control agency bumper sticke

So Many Cats So Few Recipes-- bumper sticker

I can make ANY cat go "woof". All you need is some gasoline and a match! -- Russell W. Laughlin

Ahh, the soothing o' the Pipes... Whenever I find myself missing its melodious sounds, I just toss the cat in the dryer on low heat... Jordan Montgomery

It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. Peole like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponisible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.--P.J. O'Rourke

Cats are a waste of fur.-- Rita Rudner

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance -- a sharp, vindictive glance. -- James Thurber

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