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Graham's homepage, is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind Neil Armstrong

Graham, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Humphrey Bogart , Casablanca.

I'll make Graham an offer he can't refuse Marlon Brando.

READ MY LIPS - no more homepages like this one George Bush.

Never in the field of internet, was so much owed by so many to one homepage builder
Winston S. Churchill (after visiting my homepage).

From the settee on the balcony, to the foot-rest in the attic, an iron curtain is draped across the flat
Dada-ist installation artist Winston Churchill describes his famous sculpture "Iron Curtain" at the Fulton Festival of Modern Art.

Float like butterflies, sting like bees!-- Sgt Casius Clay to his MIKE Force unit in Vietnam

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand (I surf and I pay a huge phone bill). Confucius.

I think therefore I am admiring Graham's homepage. Descartes

In this world, nothing is certain but death,taxes and lame homepages like this one. Benjamin Franklin.

Sometimes a homepage is just a homepage. Sigmund Freud.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about Graham's homepage Clark Gable.

Probably the best Chistian quotes page on the net.-- Heineken's Director of Advertising

Like a dog walking on its hind legs, Graham's homepage is not done well but one is amazed to see it done at all.
Samuel Johnson

I came. I saw, I liked Graham's homepage. Julius Caesar

And so, my fellow net surfers, ask not what your homepage can do for you; ask what you can do for your homepage.
John F. Kennedy

I HAVE A DREAM.... to have a great homepage like Graham's . Martin Luther King.

If you can keep a straight face after visiting Graham's homepage, you are devoid of a sense of humour, my son.
Rudyard Kipling

A good cigar is a smoke but a good homepage is a longer lasting pleasure - not Rudtyard Kipling

But a good homepage is a SMOKIN" homepage. Rudyard Kipling (via Dave Kifer)

Graham's homepage - is the opium of the masses Karl Marx

It was dark. It was hot. Things happened fast; everything flew out of control.-- The young Carl Sagan explaining the Big Bang to his girlfriend's father.

To bookmark this homepage or not to bookmark, that is the question William Shakespeare.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannise their teachers.
SOCRATES 469 BC - 399 BC , or rather a faked quote from Socrates. It is an invention commonly and wrongly ascribed to him.

These homepages are not for turning. Margaret Thatcher

We are amused. Queen Victoria after visiting my homepage

Having looked at your homepage I would like you to come up and see me sometime. Mae West

I had nothing to declare but my genius, but that was before I visited Graham's homepage. Oscar Wilde