If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.-Edward A. Murphy, Jr.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Bare feet magnetise sharp metal objects so they point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.
Shake and shake
The catsup bottle,
None will come,
And then a lot'll.
There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
If I travelled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
In 1949, George Nichols, project manager with the Californian aviation firm, Northrop, heard his colleague, Captain E. Murphy, of Wright Field Aviation Laboratory, claim: If anything can go wrong, it will...
The other line moves faster.-- Ettore's Observation
Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. -- Flucard's Corollary
Enough research will tend to support your theory. - Murphy's Law of Research
Anything that can go wrong, will -Larry Niven ,Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives,
Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it. -From Murphy's Laws of Combat
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