Saturday, February 09, 2008

Exercise- christiansquoting.org.uk

Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching the truth, bending over backward, lying down on the job, sidestepping responsibility and pushing their luck.

The only exercise some people get is jumping at conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!

You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise

Some people get up early so that they can go for a run. I get up late so that I have to!

As men do walk a mile,
Women should talk an hour,
After supper: 'Tis their exercise.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. - Chauncey Depew (1834 &endash; 1928) Francis Beaumont and JohnFletcher: "Philaster" 1647

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes. Robert Maynard Hutchins (1899-1977)

Exercise!! I never heard that he used any: he might, for aught I know, walk to the alehouse; but I believe he was always carried home again.
Piozzi: Anecdotes of Johnson

I may not jog or workout -- but I'm a very brisk eater. Jim Moore Jr

To exercise is human; not to is divine. Robert Orben

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.-- Joan Rivers

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.-- Lucy Van Pelt , Peanuts, Charles M Schulz

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse. --George Sheehan (1918-1993)_Personal Best_ [1989], "The Many Levels of Motivation."

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. - Mark Twain, 70th birthday speech.

The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

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