I don't take drugs - I'm not even an athlete.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Man who stands on toilet set is High on POT......
Apothecary, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave-worm's provider. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Opiate, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.--Ambrose Bierce, 1906
Our generation was right about civil rights; we were right about Vietnam; we were right about poverty. Unfortunately, we were wrong about drugs.-- David Crosby
For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken~Ben Elton
No families take so little medicine as those of doctors, except those of apothecaries. - from Medical Essays... Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935)
There are three side effects of acid. Enhanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
Timothy Leary
The pharmaceutical industry is redefining and relabeling as medicinal problems calling for drug intervention a wide range of human behaviors which, in the past, have been viewed as falling within the bounds of the normal trials and tribulations of human existence. -- Drs. Henry L. Lennard, Leon J. Epstein and Donald C. Ransom, _Mystification and Drug Use_, 1971
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills. --Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1989) _The New Statesman_ [August 3, 1962] "London Diary"
In the United States today.... opiates are the religion of the people. -- Thomas Szasz
Like every product of nature and human invention, drugs may be abused. Against that hazard, self-control is the only effective remedy.--Thomas S. Szasz, Los Angeles Times, Nov 23, 2001 p. B17
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.-- Lily Tomlin
I'm addicted to placebos. I'd quit, but it wouldn't matter.-Steven Wright
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