Thursday, December 31, 2009

Fred Allen -

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. Fred Allen

I like long walks - especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. -Fred Allen E. B. White (1894-1956) In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988. American Comedian

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