WARNING= Gonorreah Lectem
a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease is called Gonorreah Lectem
It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk
behaviour involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Their have been outbreaks of this disease three times since
1997 . . . but now most people after having been infected
in the past are starting to realize how destructive this
sickness is. It's sad because it is so easily cured with a
new procedure just coming on the market called
You can take the first dose of the miracle cure in early May
2010 and simply don't engage in such mindless behaviour
ever again; otherwise it will wipe out all life in this country
as we know it. It has already happened in many Cities and
areas of London.
Signs of the effectiveness of the antidote are already
beginning to show in Surrey, Sussex and Kent. Many
places up North and in Wales and Scotland are thought to be
too far gone to be cured.