Sunday, September 02, 2007

The Father Christmas Competition

My best friend Elliott has visited and I think he is ahead in the Father Christmas beard competition.
He has though, the advantage of 10 years seniority, so it is to be expected that he has the necessary silver rather than my grey.
However, when we move to the waist division, I am way ahead. I read recently that the average waist of a Father Christmas is 47 inches. Some of course must exceed that for it to be an average figure.

4 comments:

Sacchiel said...

I've seen some rather skinny Father Christmas before!

Fenella said...

Your friend looks like he is kind and has an interesting as well as amazing life just like you.

mimi said...

Oh I think you win Father Christmas, Graham. You have those smiling Santa eyes.

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