Saturday, April 19, 2008

Politically Correct Dictionary

This is a Canadian production. Here are some gems.

"BCE Battling Christianity everywhere. Used to be BC or AD but the minority who dictate what is allowed in our democracy and who hate Christianity virulently will not even give credit to the religion that named it to be 2007 in the year of our Lord. That’s a Christian lord, but secular types who might one day start charities rivaling the evil Christians are oblivious.

Bigoted - used to describe those who refuse to view all lifestyles, religions, cultures and deviances as equally valid.

Bilingual - someone who gets more money because they can speak two languages. One of which no one they work with will care about.

Choice - genocide: where a baby is killed with no choice in the matter, the father has no choice in the matter nor do parents waiting 16 yrs to adopt. In Canada we have killed 1,500,000 women for this womyns right.

Climate change event- Previously weather. Thus snow, floods, draughts, are all climate change events the only possible cause for them is Global Warming. If its too cold that’s always a normal 3 month fluctuation.

Evolutionist - science. A person who believes that nature selects species for extinction yet gets upset and wants to raise taxes if a species nears extinction.

Experts - someone paid a lot of money by the government to promote their own job security whether daycares or global warming. What ever they say should automatically be law. Also see taxes.

Gay - homosexual, not to be confused with happy.

Genocide - what happens when you kill 1/4 of your children. see Abortion,

Global Warming- Religion - an area where science is so weak that any heretic who disagrees must be called names and censored. Data is usually unavailable for actual scientific analysis.

Hate-crime - same as ‘normal’ crime as far as victims are concerned - but much more distressing for Lefties.

Human rights - using the legal system to pursue political ends.

Intolerance - This can only committed against certain defined groups of people. These do not include, Americans, the middle class, white males, rural people, business and obviously Christians.

Islamophobic - anyone who objects to having their transport blown up on the way to work.

Justice - Government: as in ‘social justice’. Means taking money earned by the general taxpaying public to give to particular groups that Lefties approve of. Replaces market economics. Does not apply to legal system.

Marx - a Victorian gentleman whose theories cannot be disproved by observation, experience or factual evidence. See ‘religion’ and ‘post-modernism’.

Multi-cultural - All culture is valid - unless Western, Christian or white in some way.

Phobia - ie homophobia, anything less than total agreement with the political agenda of homosexuals.

Post-modern - modern French ‘philosophical’: literature claiming that no account of events can be trusted. ‘Texts’ must be ‘deconstructed’ for their hidden meanings - except those by post-modernists, to be taken at face value.

Positive discrimination - This means that all discrimination is evil unless it’s against those nasty white evil oppressors, in which case it’s wonderfully positive.

Al Qaeda - Muslim ‘militants’ who for some reason or other continue to kill far more Muslims than people of any other faith. Heroes to the left, even though lefties like homosexuals and,… Al Qaeda likes to kill homosexuals.

Racist - means “shut up!” - and is much, much worse than being genocidaly violent, thoughtless or unkind. In fact, easily the worst crime ever conceived of. Only white males are capable of this crime. ie Robert Mugabe throwing whites off farms isn’t racist not having a hiring quota is.

Relevant - education: something badly written, with references to sex and full of swear-words. Always better than literature by ‘dead white people’.

Social exclusion - where bad people, behaving badly, somehow became our fault.

Socialism - The concept that everyone in the world should have the same amount of money regardless if they work hard or save up. few of the people who believe in it give up their pensions to people who don’t get one.

Stereotype - disapproval of any attempt to describe the general characteristics of a group favoured by Lefties. You can only do this to Christians, whites, males and the Zionist entity.

Stigmatize - what we do to anti-social people if we ask them to stop.

Tolerance - The act of accepting that everyone else is right and you are always wrong.

Victim - see ‘Terrorist’, ‘Palestinians’, ‘gender issues’, ‘race issues’ and ‘social exclusion’, usually caused by you not giving enough of your money or existing."

Interestingly, years ago I posted a PC Primer and it also came from Canada.