Sunday, March 16, 2008

Men -

My wife complains I never listen to her...or something like that.

Duke University Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department: a child was born with both male and female organs. A penis and a brain. Laffaday, 19 May 1999

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

All along one of my complaints was his absence from home, and even worse, his absence when he *was* home--Sonia Johnson, From Housewife to Heretic.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
Rudyard Kipling, Plain Tales from the Hills

Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable. -- H.L. Mencken

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight. H. L. Mencken, _My Life as Author and Editor_, ed. Jonathan Yardley, 1993

A bachelor, in my opinion, is only half alive. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Men are nicotine-soaked, beer-besmirched, whisky-greased, red-eyed devils. - Carry Nation (1846 &endash; 1911)

Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture. -- P.J. O'Rourke

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself. -Will Rogers

The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do. B.F. Skinner, Contingencies of Reinforcement

Men and girls, men and girls:
Artificial swine and pearls. Gertrude Stein

Male silence is not the same as listening ~Gloria Steinem

Talking with a man is like trying to saddle a cow. You work like hell, but what's the point? -- Gladys Upham

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