A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. -Joey Adams (January 6, 1911 – December 2, 1999), born Joseph Abramowitz, American comedian
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.-Joey Adams
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.-
Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.- Joey Adams
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.- Joey Adams
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