Friday, June 20, 2008

Presbyterian -

I started life as a Presbyterian, where "You may be seated" is one of the most exciting part of those services

QUESTION: What's the difference between a Presbyterian and a Baptist?
ANSWER: A Presbyterian will speak to you in a liquor store.

He advised that Methodists be accepted as jurymen because their religious emotions can be transmuted into love and charity; but warned against taking Presbyterians because they knew right from wrong. -- Harry Golden, _For 2¢ Plain_ (ON CLARENCE DARROW)

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