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English Christian male who is not backward in coming forward with opinions.
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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. -- Walter Bagehot
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.- Walter Bagehot
Democracy is the way to give the people the greatest illusion of power while allowing them the smallest amount in reality - Walter Bagehot, English Constitution, London, 1867
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RASHT, IRAN (ANS) -- A United Kingdom-based Christian human rights group has been informed that Pastor Yousef Nadarkhani, who is currently in prison awaiting a final decision from the Supreme Leader of Iran regarding a death sentence for apostasy, was recently presented with Islamic literature, allegedly as part of an official campaign to convert Christian prisoners.
Christian Solidarity Worldwide (CSW) www.csw.org.uk says local sources report that a renewed campaign of harassment of Iranian Christians is underway in Iran, and that several members of the Church of Iran denomination, to which Nadarkhani belongs, have recently been called in for questioning.
In its latest media update, CSW says that many have been threatened with charges of blasphemy, while one was informed he would be punished for engaging in “actions against the security of the state,” a term increasingly adopted in reference to taking part in Christian meetings.
CSW was also informed that another Church of Iran member, Mehdi Furutan, was recently transferred from Shiraz prison to an underground cell in Adelabad security prison, where the torture of inmates regularly takes place.
“Mr Furutan has been incommunicado for a week and his current condition is unknown, “ CSW reported, adding: “He had just begun serving a one year prison sentence, after an earlier sentence for ‘crimes against the order’ was upheld at an appeal hearing.
“Whilst in the general prison in Shiraz Mr Furutan had also been presented with Islamic religious books, and sources fear that his transfer to Adelabad may have been prompted by responses he may have made when questioned about them.”
CSW said it has also learned that Pastor Benham Irani of the Church of Iran, who led a church in Karaj, was informed on October 18 that he would immediately begin serving a five-year sentence for an earlier conviction for ‘action against the security of the country,’ which had been suspended since the verdict was confirmed at an appeal hearing in February 2008.
The group added: “The pastor was due to complete a one-year prison sentence for Christian activities on October 20. While a charge of apostasy was not brought against him, the verdict included text that defined Pastor Irani as an apostate and reiterated that apostates ‘can be killed.’’
CSW’s Special Ambassador Stuart Windsor said, “CSW is deeply concerned at news of a further increase in the harassment of Iranian Christians, especially the wording of the verdict against Pastor Irani, which, according to local sources, opens the way for execution or even assassination.
“The condition and treatment of Mehdi Furutan and of all persons held in the Adelabad facility is another source of concern. There is an increasing tendency by Iranian courts and officials to characterize legitimate Christian activities as crimes against the state.”
Windsor added:“In addition, reports that non-Muslim prisoners are being forced to comment on Islamic theological works in a manner that could possibly render them vulnerable to mistreatment, and even to charges of blasphemy, indicates that Iran is violating article 23 of its constitution, which forbids the investigation of an individual’s beliefs. Iran is also in flagrant violation of its obligations under international law to allow all of its citizens to freely manifest their religious beliefs.”
Christian Solidarity Worldwide (CSW) is a Christian organization working for religious freedom through advocacy and human rights, in the pursuit of justice.
For further information or to arrange interviews please contact Kiri Kankhwende, Press Officer at Christian Solidarity Worldwide on +44 (0)20 8329 0045 / +44 (0) 78 2332 9663, email kiri@csw.org.uk or visit www.csw.org.uk.
| ** Michael Ireland is Senior Correspondent for ANS. He is an international British freelance journalist who was formerly a reporter with a London (United Kingdom) newspaper and has been a frequent contributor to UCB UK, a British Christian radio station. While in the UK, Michael traveled to Canada and the United States, Albania,Yugoslavia, Holland, Germany,and Czechoslovakia. He has reported for ANS from Jamaica, Mexico, Nicaragua, Israel, Jordan, China,and Russia. Michael's volunteer involvement with ASSIST News Service is a sponsored ministry department -- 'Michael Ireland Media Missionary' (MIMM) -- of A.C.T. International of P.O.Box 1649, Brentwood, TN 37024-1649, at: Artists in Christian Testimony (A.C.T.) Internationalwhere you can make a donation online under 'Donate' tab, then look for 'Michael Ireland Media Missionary' under 'Donation Category' to support his stated mission of 'Truth Through Christian Journalism.' Michael is a member in good standing of the National Writers Union, Society of Professional Journalists, Religion Newswriters Association, Evangelical Press Association and International Press Association. If you have a news or feature story idea for Michael, please contact him at: ANS Senior Reporter |
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Q How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
A "What's a light bulb?"
Q: How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better
Q: How many Arminians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one provided the light bulb is prpared to make a bit of an effort as well.
Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they are still in darkness.
Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole congregation needs to vote on it!
Q: How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change?????
Q: How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway.
Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to cast it out and two to catch it when it falls!
Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty one, one to change it, and twenty to share the experience!
Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None. It is your perception that must be changed, not the bulb.
Q: How many conservative Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to storm out in protest if the person
changing it is a woman!
Q: How many evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and hope the light bulb will decide to change itself.
Q: How many tv evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
Q: How many Exclusive Psalmodists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. They do it unaccompanied
Q: How many Independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, anymore than that would be considered ecumenical.
Q How many Independent Fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A Only one, because any more might result in too much cooperation.
Q: How many Irish Protestants does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None. That light bulb ha been there for generations and it would be a betrayal of the faith of our fathers to change it. No surrender!
Q: How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many does the book of answers say?
Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they may not go ahead and change it for fear of alienating those who use fluorescent tubes.
Q: How many liberation theologians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! It's society that has to be changed.
Q: How many liberation theologians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None--WE shot out the bulb in the name of Christian revolution!
Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10. Five to determine how many can be changed by the year 2010, four to raise the necessary funds, one to go find a national to do the job!
Q: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Q: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Mormon light bulbs are not changed. They are a restoration of the original light bulb through the electrician Joseph Smith.
Q: How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Q: How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least two, one teaching and one ruling. There must be a plurality and parity of light bulb changers.
Q: How many Reformed Evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to change the bulb after a hundred others have held a study conference to findwhether Calvin, Owen, Whitefield or Spurgeon changed bulbs, how they did it and how we can do it in the same spirit today.
Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They always use candles instead.
Q: How many Truly Reformed does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Light bulbs are not part of Truly Reformed worship. Scripture says nothing about light bulbs, so by the regulative principle they should not be used in worship..
Q: How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual Light Bulb Sunday Service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Q How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
A This statement was issued: "We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your ligh bulb (or light source, or non-dark resource), and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulbtraditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long- life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."
Q: How many worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One just to hold it in the socket and let the whole world revolve around him.
Q: How many youth ministers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Youth ministers are not around long enough for a bulb to burn out.
Q: How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A tree in a golden forest
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Conservative MP Stewart Jackson told the Commons he would vote for the motion "with a heavy heart" and "take the consequences", which may mean losing his position as parliamentary private secretary to Northern Ireland Secretary Owen Paterson. He said he wished there could have been a well-informed reasonable debate, instead of "heavy-handed whipping" and "catastrophic management" by his party.'
From 1990 to 1998 Stewart Jackson and I were colleagues on Ealing Council. On the opposite benches were Hilary Benn and Steve Pound who is now my MP and a friend. Stewart used to sit next to me in council meetings and I knew him to be no fan of the EU. So I congratulate him on nailing his colours to the mast against the whips, being a man of principle above party. Well done my friend.
"However, the government has to do what is in the national interest. The easy thing to do would have been for us to have avoided expressing a view. It was important to take a strong lead - because Britain's best interests are served by being in the EU."'
What arrogance form politicians who think they know best but cannot trust the people to be convinced by their arguments. If we can have a referendum over what for most people was no burning issue, the voting system, why can we not have one over that which has most affected our national life?
But as ever, like with capital punishment and immigration, the politicians know best and will not vote according to the will of the people.
All Conservative, Lib Dem and Labour MPs have been instructed to vote against the motion calling for a public vote on the UK's place in the EU.'
The government wants for once to be conservative and not rock the EU boat. For most of MPs, there is no memory of an independent sovereign UK except from our history which seems despised. We went into the then EEC under Heath after the 1970 election. Voters than had no choice, Lab and Lib's manifestos said we will go in. Cons said they would try and negotiate favourable terms. In we went. Life separate from Europe, started under Henry VIII, ended with Heath, Wilson et al. People under 60 have no memory of an independent UK. Is it any surprise that all three parties are where they were in 1970? They want us lost in the EUSSR. It is clearer now and more dangerous. Do we really want that little Frenchman to tell us to mind our own business because we are not in the Euro mess? Yes we do. We should listen, pack our bags and leave the Germans and French to sort out the continent. The previous two centuries are the history of their desire to rule Europe. Let them and let them pay the price of empire; bailing out your poor relatives if you cannot exploit them for profit.
Our legislators are frightened by the prospect of an uncharted future in an independent UK where they have to take responsibility for government. They want the soft life with a sinecure on the EU gravy train when they have to depart from Westminster.
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers. Joan Baez
You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. -- Joan Baez (1941-____)
Action is the antidote to despair. - Joan Baez
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Click on the title and read how according to the BBC, "Mr Hague, a prominent eurosceptic, wrote: "As a Conservative, I want to bring powers back from Europe, as we set out in our election manifesto. But a referendum on Britain's membership of the EU, especially at this time of profound economic uncertainty, is not the answer."
If this is prominent euroscepticism it is worthless. Hague is like a eunuch in the Brussels harem. He has not got the ability to tackle anything there. It is not only hair he lacks.
There are two reasons not to have a referendum. The principled one is that we believe in representative democracy. Yesterday I heard an ignorant lib-dem saying we had a referendum on entry and approved. Historical ignorance or a lie? The referendum was after entrance and about an economic union called the Common Market, not the political EU. No. Lying politicians got us into this without our consent and they cannot be relied upon to get us out. They are men who have emasculated themselves.
The other and real reason not to have one is that the politicians would be told to get out of the EU and start governing in the name of Her Majesty.
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Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable. - Frank Baer
Isn't it curious that narrow-minded people are often the most thickheaded? - Frank Baer
Reforms come from the bottom. No man with four aces requests a new deal. - Frank Baer
To get nowhere, follow the crowd. -Frank Baer
When you don't have an education, you have to use your brains. -Frank Baer
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He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator. - Francis Bacon
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.- Francis Bacon
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.- Francis Bacon, 1561 - 1626
Natural abilities are like plants that need pruning by study.- Francis Bacon
Prosperity doth best discover vice, but adversity doth best discover virtue. -Francis Bacon
Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; and adversity is not without comforts and hopes.- Francis Bacon. 1561-1626.
Silence is the virtue of fools --Francis Bacon
The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears: they cannot utter the one, nor will they utter the other.-Francis Bacon
There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom.-- Francis Bacon
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. -Francis Bacon
Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Knowledge is power. -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626), Meditationes Sacrae, De Haeresibus
The ill and unfit choice of words wonderfully obstructs the understanding.-Francis Bacon_New Organon_I, Aphorism 42
This delivering of knowledge in distinct and disjointed aphorisms doth leave the wit of man more free to turn and toss, and to make use of that which is so delivered to more several purposes and applications. -- Francis Bacon, _Novum Organum_, 1620
Discretion of speech is more than eloquence; and to speak agreeably to him with whom we deal is more than to speak in good words or in good order. Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Discourse.
Princes are like to heavenly bodies, which cause good or evil times, and which have much veneration but no rest. -Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Empire.
Chiefly the mould of a man's fortune is in his own hands. Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Fortune.
The desire of power in excess caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge in excess caused man to fall. Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Goodness.
All rising to a great place is by a winding stair.-- Sir Francis Bacon, 'Of Great Place', _Essays_,
Nuptial love maketh mankind; friendly love perfecteth it; but wanton love corrupteth and embaseth it.-Francis Bacon Essays "Of Love" (1597)
He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.-Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Marriage and Single Life.
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Marriage and Single Life.
The remedy is worse than the disease. -Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Seditions.
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.- Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Studies.
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested.-Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Studies.
Who then to frail mortality shall trust But limns on water, or but writes in dust. -- Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Studies.
No pleasure is comparable to the standing upon the vantage-ground of truth.-- Francis Bacon. 1561-1626. Of Truth.
Young men are fitter to invent than to judge, fitter for execution than for counsel, and fitter for new projects than for settled business.-Francis Bacon. 1561-1626 Of Youth and Age.
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach (1936 - )
There's no disaster that can't become a blessing, and no blessing that can't become a disaster. -- Richard Bach, "ONE".
Mistakes - call them unexpected learning experiences (1936 -)
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An agreeable harmony for the honour of God and the permissible delights of the soul.- J S Bach's definition of music, in Derek Watson, Music Quotations, 1911
The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and the refreshment of the soul. If heed is not paid to this, it is not true music but a diabolical bawling and twanging. J.S. Bach
There is nothing to it,. You only have to hit the right notes at the right time and the instrument plays itself.-J S Bach Of the Organ, in K Geiringer, The Bach Family, 1954
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People should tell your children what life is all about -- it's about work. Lauren Bacall (1924-____)
I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.Lauren Bacall (1924-____)In "Daily Telegraph" (London), 2 Mar 1988.
Looking at yourself in a mirror isn't exactly a study of life. Lauren Bacall (1924-____) In "Daily Mail" (London), 1 Nov 1990.
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The fate of Pastor Yousef Nadarkhani now lies in the hands of Iran’s ultimate political and religious authority. CSW has mobilised mass international prayer and action on behalf of the pastor, who is facing execution for apostasy.
After several weeks of intense international scrutiny, Pastor Yousef Nadarkhani’s death sentence for apostasy has been referred to Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Hoseyni Khamenei, the highest political and religious authority in the country. Referral of court cases to the Supreme Leader is rare, and will almost certainly cause a further delay to the issuing of the written verdict from Pastor Nadarkhani’s recent trial.
CSW’s Advocacy Director, Andrew Johnston, said “no conclusions can be drawn from the latest developments in the case, and the pastor’s life remains in the balance. We therefore urge continuing petitions for his release. Until a written verdict is issued, there should be no let-up in international pressure.”
This week CSW welcomed the EU Foreign Affairs Council’s appeal “for the immediate and unconditional release of ... Yousef Nadarkhani”, which was contained in a statement commenting on the prevailing human rights situation in Iran,
On 9 October, Archbishop Desmond Tutu also spoke out on behalf of the pastor, appealing “to the Iranian authorities to free Yousef Nadarkhani, and allow him and all other members of minority religions in Iran to worship God … forcing anybody to renounce his or her faith is an utter violation of our universal human and religious values, and a renunciation of God.”
CSW coordinated an international Day of Prayer for Pastor Nadarkhani on Sunday 9 October, releasing prayer resources in English, Spanish and Portuguese to meet great demand from churches across the world. As part of CSW’s urgent international campaign, over 57,000 emails have been sent to the Iranian authorities petitioning for Pastor Nadarkhani’s release.
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Make a donation to support CSW’s work in Iran and around the world.
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My name is Rekha. I am from Bangladesh. My father got me married but my husband was not a good person. He don’t give me food. He won’t speak to me. We were staying at my father’s place. My husband’s brother came. He said he can get me a job. I asked him what kind of job? He said, ‘a good job.’ His name is Sagar.
He brought me to the boarder. There another girl was also there. Along with the other girl, he brought us to Pune. He took us to Pramila Didi’s house and kept us there. I was at Pramila’s house for one month. Pramila didi told me I have to do dirty work. I told her, ‘No I’ll do good job here. That is why Sagar has brought me here.’ She said no one does good job here. You’ll have to do dirty job here. If you do the work you’ll get money. I said I will not do this dirty work. She asked if you will not do this, why did you come here? I cried a lot. After 10 days I started doing the work, forcefully. Pramila didi forced me to do it.
After a month, police came in civil dress. There is a girl named Poppy and police came to her. Poppy told them that she is a Bengali. The police took both me and Poppy. There were two lady police and three civil dressed police. They took us to the police station. There they spoke to us in Bengali. I told them the truth. From there we were taken to a government home. We were there for 3 months. We were taken to the doctor. While we were there, eight more girls from Bangladesh were brought there. All of us were sent back to Bangladesh. Then after these past few years, I was called to the office (Rights Jessore) and I came back here and went to the court.
I saw Pramila there. I saw Sagar also. I was overcome with anger even after so many days. I spoke/testified against them.
How do you feel now?
I feel good now. When I spoke about them, Pramila and Sagar got angry with me. They asked me why did I speak like that? The lawyer, Pramila’s lawyer said I am lying. Nothing like that happened. Nothing happened. I replied it happened. I am telling the truth. Now I feel good. I am with sister social worker now. I am feeling very good.
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm; - Life isn't always fair; - and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition... Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights I Want It Now Someone Else Is To Blame I'm A Victim Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. |
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